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The Velveteen Rabbit or How Toys Become Real is a children's novel written by Margery Williams. It chronicles the story of a stuffed rabbit and his quest to become real through the love of his owner. The book was first published in 1922 and has been republished many times since. A boy receives a Velveteen Rabbit for Christmas. The Velveteen Rabbit is snubbed by other more expensive or mechanical toys, the latter of which fancy themselves real. One day while talking with the Skin Horse, the Rabbit learns that a toy becomes real if its owner really and truly loves it. The Skin Horse makes the Velveteen Rabbit aware that "...once you are Real you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always." When the boy's china dog is misplaced, the Velveteen Rabbit is given to the boy as a quick replacement by the maid. The Velveteen Rabbit soon takes his place as the boy's constant companion. The Rabbit becomes shabbier, but the boy loves him no matter what. In the woods near the boy's home, the Velveteen Rabbit meets actual rabbits, and learns about the differences between himself and the real rabbits when the real rabbits prove he is not real by his inability to hop and jump. The Velveteen Rabbit's companionship with the boy lasts until the boy falls ill with scarlet fever. The boy becomes too ill to play for a very long time; upon his recovery, he is sent to the seaside on doctor's orders. The doctor orders all the toys the boy has played with, including the Rabbit, be burned in order to disinfect the nursery. The boy is given a new plush rabbit and is so excited about the trip to the seaside that he forgets his old Velveteen Rabbit. While awaiting the bonfire, in which the Velveteen Rabbit will be burned, the Rabbit cries a real tear. This tear brings forth the Nursery Magic Fairy. She tells the Rabbit that he was only real to the boy, and then brings him to the woods and kisses him, making him real to everybody. He soon discovers that he is a real rabbit at last and runs to join the other rabbits in the wild.
Allison O'Malley's plan is to go to grad school so she can get a good job and take care of her schizophrenic mother. She has carefully closed herself off from everything else, including a relationship with Ethan, who she's been in love with for as long as she can remember. What is definitely not part of the plan is the return of her long-lost father, who claims he can bring Allison's mother back from the dark place her mind has gone. Allison doesn't trust her father, so why would she believe his fairy tale about a long forgotten Irish people, the Tuatha de Danaan? But truths have a way of revealing themselves. Secrets will eventually surface. And Allison must learn to set aside her plan and work with her father if there is even a small chance it could restore her mother's sanity.
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Dating the son of a drug lord was bound to be complicated. Besides that, Zara’s boyfriend, Jett, is also an alien, and she’s a half-breed still coming to terms with what that actually means. Thrown into a life where the human rules don’t apply, she meets surprise around every corner. The world that humans live in is not what it seems. As if that weren’t bad enough, Jett also has alien enemies—one’s that are hell bent on making him pay for what he’s done on his father’s order. But these enemies aren’t after him. They’ll take their revenge on the ones he loves. Caught up in a battle between the rival families, Zara will finally get to see what makes Jett a Royal and why she’s acquired a Royal entourage.
THAT RISEN SNOW by Rob E. Boley Book One of the Scary Tales: A Killer Serial DESCRIPTION: The zombie sequel to Snow White begins where the classic fairy tale ends, with the Prince’s kiss waking Snow from her cursed slumber. Snow wakes up, but she doesn’t wake up right. Now a deranged zombie, Snow infects both the Prince and the seven dwarfs’ leader. That leaves the young dwarf Grouchy, who is secretly in love with Snow, to find a cure for her malicious curse. So begins an epic journey that pits the lovesick Grouchy against dwarf-hating human soldiers, Snow’s ever-growing zombie horde, and his own bad temper. But when Grouchy and his motley crew of survivors escape Snow’s clutches and seek refuge in a nearby human village, he soon finds that her affliction has spread faster and further then he ever could have imagined. Snow is hell-bent on spreading her horrid curse across the land, and it’s up to Grouchy to stop her before it’s too late. For fans of horror, dark comedy, horror comedy, dark fantasy, zombies, and mashups such as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies; Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter; Sense and Sensibility and Seamonsters; Little Women and Werewolves; Queen Victoria: Demon Hunter; Henry VIII: Wolfman; Jane Slayre. REVIEWS: “Part delicious dream, part nightmare, That Risen Snow is an aberrant fairytale that is just as much a horror story. Boley has a knack for dark comedy and witty prose, and he blends it with a nearly-hardboiled voice uncharacteristic of (and therefore pleasantly unique in) dark fantasy fiction. It’s a story you’ll want to tear ass through but will equally want to slow down for, so you can savor the prose.” ―Brady Allen, author of Back Roads & Frontal Lobes “In 1912, the Brothers Grimm published an old German fairy tale they titled Snow White. Little did they know that a guy named Rob Boley would come along a hundred years later to reveal the ‘true’ and adult story of Ms. White, or ‘Snow’ as she was known in real life… No one could have possibly foreseen what would become of Snow in the hands of a diabolical, maniacal imagination like Boley’s… Such a nice boy… with such a fevered mind. Read this with the lights on and a baseball bat or shotgun handy… you’re gonna be glad you did. This is a Snow White you ain’t gonna find in the middle school library… Get it, read it, and try to keep the screaming down.” ―Les Edgerton, author of Hooked, Just Like That, and The Bitch “That Risen Snow and That Wicked Apple make a deliciously diabolical tale―part Walking Dead, part turned-on-its-ear fairy tale. Rob Boley strikes the perfect balance of depth, drama, and dark humor to keep readers devouring the pages and leave them hungering for more.” ―Linda Gerber, author of the Death by Bikini Mysteries
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This story is the culmination of a year long collaborative project between Michelle Hiebert's Kindergarten class in Abbotsford, Canada and Tasha Cowdy's Kindergarten class in Yokohama, Japan.
Every kid loves Ghosts and Ghouls right? More Cool Ghoulish Jokes For Kids will keep your kids entertained and laughing for hours with a selection of MORE awesome Ghost and Ghoul Jokes. And what does a Ghoul sound like when he laughs? Download and see with added Ghoulish Laughter at the Push of a Button!
Learning the animals and their sounds. Touching the clipart starts sound and photos of 21 animals. Interaction, learning and fun for small children.
Every kid loves Lol Cats right? More Lol Cat Jokes For Kids will keep your kids entertained and laughing for hours with a selection of more awesome Lol Cat Jokes. And what does a Lol Cats sound like when they laugh? Download and see with added Lol Cat laughter at the Push of a Button!
Chelsea the chicken is angry. There is an other chicken sitting in her place. Read this book with your child and learn how you can solve easy problems.
My Pet Monster is an imaginative book about what a pet monster could be like. This collaborative book began in the imagination of a grade 2 class and the images were refined by grade 11 graphic arts students. Each page has an audio button for you to hear the description of the monster. We know you will love every monster.
Every kid loves Groundhog Day right? Groundhog Day Jokes For Kids will keep your kids entertained and laughing for hours with a selection of awesome Groundhog Day Jokes. And what does a Groundhog sound like when they laugh? Download and see with added Groundhog laughter at the Push of a Button!
Castle Farm Read and Watch is based on the popular Channel 5 TV series. In this story, Leonard wants a dog but Farmer says he can't have one. Farm Girl and Piggy try to cheer him up. If Leonard can't have a dog, could he have an animal that is like a dog but not a dog? It's worth a try! This eBook is designed to encourage an interest in reading in children aged between three and six. It gives you the option of either having Piggy read the text to you and your child, or for you to read the book aloud to your child (and 'Piggy') The eBook allows you to watch the events on each page, using the video from the TV cartoon, giving a different perspective on the story.
Sushi Belushi is as tall as she is wide and her nose has whiskers on either side. Izzy von Rizzi is elegant and slim with soft silky fur from her tail to her chin. Coco Magliocco loves to smile and go for walks every once in a while. Lilly de Silly has ears that flip and flop and a wiggly tail that bounces and bops. Hooligan Magooligan has four lovely pets and she loves them all no matter how big or small. Meet Hooligan Magooligan and her pets in this wonderful rhyming adventure that conveys a lovely message about embracing individuality.
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Multimedia animated story for children who can enjoy with their parents at night, before going to the bed, as promotion of family life and reading practice between parents and children.
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Every kid loves the Easter Bunny right? More Easter Bunny Jokes For Kids will keep your kids entertained and laughing for hours with a selection of awesome Cute Easter Bunny Jokes. And what does the Easter Bunny sound like when it laughs? Download and see with added Easter Bunny laughter at the Push of a Button!
"She was mine. I owned her soul…until Death stole her heart." LEIF is a novella from the Existence series. It is glimpses into Leif's point-of-view during both Existence and Predestined.
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123 Counting Around the World teaches your child numbers while also becoming familiar with children from many countries and cultures around the world. Your children will love playing with more than 60 different pop-up pages, featuring animations, photography, and video of REAL KIDS in REAL PLACES from all over the world. E3 Imagine, Bringing learning to life! Featured by Apple Pinch to put pages away, and swipe to move. Explore Geography with maps on each page. Learn new words in different languages. Become immersed in CULTURE and DISCOVERY while helping children in need. #buyabookgiveabook ** E3 Imagine was founded on the principle of helping others - so for each book sold, a printed book will be given. We hope you enjoy our books and support the movement to bring education and literacy to places around the world where one book can change a life. ** What’s new in Version 1.2 A new and improved interface. Better book navigation. Due to the large file size, this book may take a few minutes to download.
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**UPDATE** June 28th, 2014. I'm so grateful to my readers who've talked up and shared my book with their freinds! The influx of excitement over this series sure has kept me on my toes. The Unaltered Series is now an International Bestselling series and I couldn't be more thrilled. A new manuscript was uploaded 6/28/2014 with minor changes to punctuation and grammar to make for the best possible enjoyment for my readers. A Diamond In My Pocket is an appealing mix of fantasy, science fiction, paranormal, urban, creatures, magic, and drama that appeals to all ages. Sixteen-year-old Calli Courtnae surprisingly breaks the 100-meter world record at a high school track meet and is whisked off to Montana to train for Olympic tryouts. Upon arriving, however, she finds something totally unexpected. Her fellow athletes are secretive, mysterious, paranoid, uncommonly beautiful--and endowed with the same gift of superhuman speed she now exhibits. The truth, she learns, is she's the latest person to develop a rare DNA alteration, giving her unnatural speed. The facility will provide her safety while she adjusts to her new world, one that includes delivering packages for high profile clients. When three fellow Runners are kidnapped by a clan of terrorist Healers, Calli is assigned to the team that must deliver a rare magical diamond in exchange for the hostages. She is just beginning to accept her new world when it's turned upside-down by a mysterious woman who privately gives Calli the real diamond, while the team leader is given a decoy. Almost immediately the magical diamond in Calli's pocket unleashes a startling range of supernatural powers and mind-reading abilities within her. Calli discovers a traitor in their midst and sees the tragic future of her companions. She also learns one of the boys ridiculously views her as his soul-mate because of a vision he'd been shown. While she knows her powers derive from the secret diamond in her possession, her companions do not, and Calli dreads the fast-approaching day when they will discover the truth--the day she hands the diamond over to the terrorists and parts with her powers. Readers who enjoy teen fantasy, paranormal, science fiction, and action and fantasy adventure will like A Diamond in My Pocket, book one in The Unaltered Series. Many readers say the romance in the book is similar to Divergent by Veronica Roth. The fast-pace and action feels like The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, and readers especially respond well to the underdog rising up and succeeding, as in Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling. What readers are saying: "The last time I remember reading a book this suspenseful is when I read The Hunger Games series a couple years ago." - JohnstonLife (Amazon) "I am a high school English teacher and am always looking for books to recommend to my students. This book goes to the top of the list!" - Robynne Leighe (Amazon) "Lorena Angell has the formula for young adults and oldsters like me." Gary R. Casebeer "Montessorian, Retired" "Great story, similar to the Percy Jackson series only with a female lead." -Amazon Customer "I was swept away on a journey of mysteries and powers and young love. I feel the books are ageless even if it focuses on teenagers." - L. Fuqua (Amazon) "I felt like it was a cross between Hunger Games & some Harry Potter. I have been recommending it to all the teens I coach & to some open minded adults. I couldn't put it down, the twists & turns keep you turning the pages. I loved the fantasy world it took me to, & how the real world blended." - Beth (Amazon)
"The Story of the Three Bears" (often known today as "Goldilocks and the Three Bears") is a children's story first recorded in narrative form by English author and poet Robert Southey and first published in a volume of his writings in 1837. The same year, writer George Nicol published a version in rhyme based upon Southey's prose tale, with Southey approving the attempt to bring the story more exposure. The story makes extensive use of the literary rule of three, featuring three chairs, three bowls of porridge, three beds, and the three title characters who live in the house. There are also three sequences of the bears discovering in turn that someone has been eating from their porridge, sitting in their chairs, and finally, lying in their beds, at which point is the climax of Goldilocks being discovered. This follows three earlier sequences of Goldilocks trying the bowls of porridge, chairs, and beds successively, each time finding the third "just right". With stunning graphics and handpicked content this book was specifically designed for iPads users. Your kids will love the illustrations.
RISE ( R eading I nvolves S hared E xperience) ebooks are produced by a collaboration of students at Gallaudet University and Swarthmore College, under the guidance of Prof. Gene Mirus and Prof. Donna Jo Napoli. They are designed to delight deaf children and the adults who share the books with them, whether those adults be comfortable signers or not. The goal is to promote shared reading, an experience that enhances developing literacy skills. Other books in the series: Humpty Dumpty Jemima Puddleduck The Little Engine that Could The Night Before Christmas For more information on RISE ebooks, contact the Department of ASL and Deaf Studies at Gallaudet University or the Linguistics Department at Swarthmore College.
The Billionaire of aspen estates is the first book in a new series by M.D. James. Think of a mixture between Downton Abbey and a V.C. Andrews book and you'll have this first book of the Concord Series. Jonas is a pre-teen boy living happily in an orphanage when his long-lost Uncle comes for him. He is transferred to a world of wealth and riches and finally gets to learn all about his mother. But, all is not as it seems. Soon he is running for his life and must find a way to stop those that wish him dead.
Flatmunder, a children's book about kid's fears and the power of play is a full color picture book for kids aged five years and older. When the little girl across the street tells Bernard there are flat witches in his bathroom, Bernard begins to worry… a lot. Then, one night, Bernard meets the flat witches and a friend called Flatmunder who helps him come to terms with his fears and learn that when we change the way we think about things, they change too… Flatmunder is designed to help families explore ways to play with life’s fears, large and small, and by exploring these fears, transform them into sources of discovery and empowerment.
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He wore his lucky shirt for a very important meeting, if everything goes well he and his family will become very rich. Will the lucky shirt make him and his family rich? Read the sensational story Lucky Shirt. Lucky Shirt is the first of the book series “The Lucky Series”. The principal theme of the “Lucky Series” books is to convey to the young reader that dreams and hopes do not come true from being lucky, superstitious, or handed over on silver platter, but rather through honesty, patience, perseverance, endurance, working smart, family ties and finally hard work. Each book of the series deals with one aspect of life where luck is presented as the notion for success and later proves it otherwise. The characters and events for each book in the series are taken from present time.
Little Red Riding Hood is a remarkable classic fairy tale. In the 19th century two separate German versions were retold to Jacob Grimm and his younger brother Wilhelm Grimm, known as the Brothers Grimm, the first by Jeanette Hassenpflug (1791-1860) and the second by Marie Hassenpflug (1788ñ1856). The brothers turned the first version to the main body of the story and the second into a sequel of it. It is about a girl called Little Red Riding Hood, after the red hooded cape or cloak she wears. The girl walks through the woods to deliver food to her sick grandmother. A wolf wants to eat the girl but is afraid to do so in public. He approaches little red riding hood and she naively tells him where she is going. He suggests the girl pick some flowers, which she does. In the meantime, he goes to the grandmother's house and gains entry by pretending to be the girl. He swallows the grandmother whole, and waits for the girl, disguised as the grandmother. With stunning graphics and handpicked content this book was specifically designed for iPads users. Your kids will love the illustrations.
When you buy “What Color is Your World?” today, you give a book to a child in need, tomorrow. Your children will love playing with more than 60 different pop-up pages, featuring animations, photography, and video of REAL KIDS in REAL PLACES around the world. E3 Imagine, Bringing learning to life! Featured by Apple Pinch to put pages away, and swipe to move. Explore Geography with maps on each page. Learn new words in different languages. Become immersed in CULTURE and DISCOVERY while helping children in need. #buyabookgiveabook ** E3 Imagine was founded on the principle of helping others - so for each printed book sold, a printed book will be given. We hope you enjoy our books and support the movement to bring education and literacy to places around the world where one book can change a life. ** What’s new in Version 1.2 A new and improved interface. Better book navigation. Due to the large file size, this book may take a few minutes to download.
Raffie the zebra don't want to play with the other zebra Zoe, because he thinks Zoe isn't good enough. Read this book with your child and find out that it doesn't matter at all how the best. Much more important is that you're having fun!
Los tres cerditos es una fabula con personajes animales personificados. Las primeras ediciones datan del siglo XVIII, pero se piensa que la historia es mucho mas antigua. La historia gano significado en el folclore universal gracias a la version de dibujos animados hecha por Walt Disney en 1933.Habia una vez una cerdita con tres pequenos cerditos, y como no tenia suficientes medios para cuidarlos, los mando a buscar fortuna...
This book contains a short video with all of the sight words and sentences that have the sight words in use.
Kira Dawson has the power to burn vampires to a crisp. The problem is, she doesn't know it yet. The even bigger problem is, she's dating one. When Kira Dawson moves to South Carolina, she meets Luke, a blond goofball who quickly becomes her best friend, and Tristan, a mysterious bad boy who sends shivers down her spine. Kira knows they're keeping secrets, but when she discovers Tristan's lust for blood and her own dormant mystical powers, Kira is forced to fight for her life and make the heartbreaking decision between the familiar comfort of friendship and the fiery passion of love. From bestselling author Kaitlyn Davis comes a paranormal romance perfect for fans of Twilight, The Vampire Diaries, and Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Ignite is the first book in the Midnight Fire Series and it is approximately 65,000 words. RAVE REVIEWS! "Best book I have ever read besides The Fault In Our Stars." -- Hope Cooper (Amazon Review) "This book was awesome! I love the idea!...The story is fun, exciting and full of drama!" -- Jen Stewart of Jen's Bookshelf "I was riveted throughout and was eager to see what would happen - there was drama, danger, action and romance that was wonderfully detailed and described." -- S. Condous "SC" of Obsession With Books "YES ITS DIFFERENT AND I THROUGHLY ENJOYED IT!! I'm a vampire lover, and enjoy any tale that is certainly unlike any other and that grabs and piques my interest. Ignite certainly did this." -- K.M. Whittaker "It's a unique and riveting tale that leaves you begging for more! (On that note - I am quite literally breathless in anticipation for Simmer to come out!)" -- Maria Maldo (Amazon Review) "I walked into a sign while reading this book - I could not tear myself away until I finished it!" -- Uncle Jimmy (Amazon Review) "It's been a while since I have read a really good YA vampire book. They have become so cliche that I often avoid them. Imagine my surprise when I picked up Ignite and fell in love with it by page 17." -- Kristin of Better Read Than Dead "Likeable characters, I'm sure you will giggle with, frown at, and even curse, moments where you heart will be palpitating and a curve ball is thrown in." -- K.M. Whittaker
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Introducing the Manga Mission. Biblical stories faithfully retold using the art form of manga, bringing alive its message in a new way. You will be drawn into the narratives, experiencing what Bible characters themselves experienced and allowing you to witness the intense drama as it unfolded two thousands of years ago. The vivid illustrations and colors of this app were captured by some of the best manga artists in Japan.
Follow-up to USA Today Bestselling The Forgotten Ones Allison thought it was crazy enough when she found out her father, Liam, wasn't entirely human. But now she has to join his magical allies to unravel his former mistress's plans. Aoife wants to keep Allison's parents apart forever. Despite Allison's efforts to keep Ethan, the only guy she's ever cared about, out of this supernatural mess, fate keeps throwing him back into the mix. Will Allison be able to find the amulet that holds the enchantment Aoife placed on Liam and destroy it? Are Ethan' s feelings for Allison strong enough to endure the magic of the Tuatha De Danaan?
Book One. Rae Wilder has problems. Supernatural creatures swarm the earth, and humanity is on the brink of extinction. Stalked by a handsome fairy who claims she is like him, demonkind, Rae thinks maybe it was a mistake breaking the rules by going over the Wall into demon territory. Plunged into a world of dark magics, fierce creatures, and ritual sacrifice, she is charged with a guarding a magical amulet. The changes to her mind and body are startling, but rather than accept her purpose she struggles against who she is destined to be. Throw in a big lust for a vampire who can't keep his hands off her, and life starts to get complicated. Rae is forced to make the ultimate choice: to live and die human, or embrace her birth-right and wield magics that could turn her into something wicked, a force of nature nothing can control.
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Black Beauty is a spirited colt with a gentle disposition who spends his days in fresh meadows under the watchful eye of a devoted mother. But when it came time for him to leave his first home, his experiences ranged from loving kindness to cruelty. This tale of a horse whose spirit could not be broken teaches the values of kindness and humane treatment of animals. Beautifully illustrated and carefully restored from the original 1912 edition, this timeless and groundbreaking literary classic will leave an indelible impression on readers today.